DUH!!

Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel.

We can never have too much "stuff."

Run, Bullwinkle, run!!

80% guaranteed.

This town is trying to reduce its local population.

Make your choice and start your engines

Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.

Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?

I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets

Maybe the sign should have read "Pass With Care - Right Side Up"

Younger painters need not apply!

Perfect road for a getaway.

Besides, they aren't in season right now!

Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar.

They actually have to put a sign up to keep people from doing this?

Tattoos done while you wait?

So does that mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?

Why not?

Oh, there has to be some circumstance when it's allowed.

I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?

Who says you can't be in two places at once?

Oh, I don't know!

As far as killing ourselves is concerned - worries...church - sounds like a tossup to me.

Fast elderly people must cross elsewhere.